My illness

After catching the plague for the past five days, I found that I am desperate to find cures that are in my home. I have tried the old standbys, humidifier with added umph, which has made the house smell like a Vicks factory, saltwater gargles and gallons of orange juice. To no avail, I am still sick. So, I followed my husband's weird advice which was to dip a q-tip in Listerine and swap the inside of nose. I am desperate, so, I tried it. I have now burnt the inside of my nose so badly that I can't tell if I am conjested or not. Instead, I have found that I no longer have the ability to smell anything! Thanks honey, I love you! So, don't attempt this at home with others around to hear you scream.